6 Crazy things Girls Do To Get A Guy's Attention

In our society today, it seems to be the norm that the guy would do the chasing while the ladies will play hard-to-get. There may be exceptions to this in some cases anyway. This does not mean the ladies always keep a straight face all the time. If a tall, dark and handsome dude (like me) passes, there are several crazy things ladies do to catch his attention. We call it Showing us Green Light. Some of them are listed below, as revealed by my female friends:

#1
Asking for silly favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

#2
Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push your chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, you all do it.

#3
Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

#4
Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral English teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

#5
Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

#6
Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice.

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

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