10 Funny Facts About Engineers

Engineers...we can't do without them; electrical, mechanical, civil etc all produce things to make our lives simpler and also give us someone to blame of something goes wrong **sic**. Hang out with these folks and you find out that most of them seem to be different from the norm. below are some funny facts (i think) about engineers:

#1
An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a LADY. Probably because they equate her with a problem begging for a solution

#2
An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it.

#3
An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.

#4
An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.

#5
Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

#6
There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#7
An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching the class at 9.30 am. A pair of jeans and polo feel like suit to them. They'll probably deny this in the comment section below, but we already know better

#8
For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy. I just don't know why. Can you tell me??

#9
Gala and mineral are all an engineer need to sustain himself for an entire day

#10
Give an engineer a few bottles of alcohol and watch him explain very complex equations like they are primary school algebra.

Engineers am i right or am i right??
Y'all are the best shaa.

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